What Makes Me Mad

You know what really makes me mad? When people post their feelings and opinions on the internet. I mean, who do they think they are? Why do they think their thoughts are so impostant that others should be exposed to them? As far as I'm concerned, anyone who'd do this would kiss a pig!

Three Thousand Dollars??????

I used to work in a clock store. One Christmas we advertised a special grandfather clock for $995. Sold a bunch of them. A fellow called to verify the price, then came in with his sons. They got the grand tour of all the features. Burled wood panels, gold-plated numerals, beveled glass, the works. "We'll take three!" I excitedly rang up the sale, which came to just over three thousand dollars. He about had a stroke... "Three thousand dollars? That should be thirty dollars!!!" He genuinely believed the price was $9.95 each, even though he'd seen the beautiful clock.

They left the store in a snit, but long afterward there was still the lingering fragrance in the air of the word- DUH!!!!!